Ummm … am I missing something here??
As I recall, when superpopper Michael Jackson died, his father, Joke … er, Joe, decided it was time to announce his big “record label” venture (funny … didn’t seem to mention small things like “grief” or anything that we-who-were-born-with-hearts do). He made us think he was a real entrepreneur … and was headin’ for the big time again!
Then why did he have to go to court this past Friday, asking that Michael’s estate pay him over $20G a month-plus in living expenses? (Now, remember: Michael’s will specifically left out his father.) A judge refused to let him have an immediate hearing, so it’s a pretty safe bet he’s not going to get a dime from the estate (and who says the court system doesn’t work?? IMHO, let “Mr. MoneyBags” work for a living, like millions of others do).
Even though Michael’s father didn’t get his way (fortunately), it’s not keeping his brothers from cashing in on the Pop King’s death.
Y’see, four of the remaining Jackson brothers (Jackie, Jermaine, Marlon and Tito. Randy had enough sense to stay out of it, I guess …) will star in a new reality series on the A&E channel called “The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty.” So far, only six episodes have been ordered. The show supposedly follows the brothers getting ready for their tour then dealing with Michael’s death. It’s due to premiere on 13 December (I’m guessing it’ll be good for at least a couple of episodes before the fans catch on …).
Have ya ever wanted (or tried) to trace your family roots?
Almost two years ago — after learning the Big Secret that’d been held from me for decades — I hired a genealogist to shake the family tree as hard as possible and see where this Hinson madness really came from.
I mean, I was told we were Norwegian by decent descent, and that we wouldn’t leif Eriksen alone until he put us on his ship to America. (His shiplist? Word sounds similar to the list I’ve been on many times …)
Welll, the genealologicolical dude said, ” … it’s partly true. Your ancestors lived in Norway until the 13th Century. Then they moved to England, where they lived until the late 1800’s.”
Impossible. We lived there that long … without being kicked out??? WOW … are these folks patient!
He went on. “Your particular family came from a John Hinson (prob. w. name variation) near the town of Hereford (near Worcester). From there, they moved to London, then proceeded to America, prob. by way of Liverpool.
You, therefore, have more British blood in you than Norse and, considering the date of John Hinson’s arrival in America, possibly more British than American.”
I’m glad he prob.ed that for me, actually. But that last line was a kicker. Yeah, I really love the UK — it’s truly a mix of old-world charm, ingenuity of the modern world — and wonderful people. Not only that, but it has some of the most beautiful scenery in the Northern Hemisphere.
But, yardbirds, this writer’s an American … and, whilst I admire the British with every ounce of my being, quite proud of it!
Still, it’s quite an honour to know that this leg of Hinsonia got its footing there …
Well, that’s all I’ve got for this round, but stay tuned … there’ll be more on-board in less than 24! So, until then, remember to keep yer eyes on the skies, yer feet on the ground, yer heart with the music …
and I’ll see ya on the flip side …
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