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Jun 30 2007

The Day They LET IT BE (pt. 3)

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Before we begin this third and final installment of The Day They LET IT BE, let me take a moment to remind you that the Beatles were more than a group; they were a business. And whatever receipts they had coming in from album, merchandise or other sales had to be reported with precision. Today, there’s a group that can do that for your business, whether it’s Beatle-sized or just beginning. All ya need to do to take advantage of their offer is to check out their financial reporting software. Believe me, they know how to help track of every dime and penny your business brings in or invests … and, in the process, making you more confident and successful. Check out the link now … it won’t take long to get started with them, okay??

Now … on to the “final chapter”:

It was cold enough that Ringo borrowed his wife’s red plastic raincoat and John Yoko’s fur, and by the time they launched into their first number, “Get Back,” their noses were growing red. But the cold, like the bitterness of the preceding weeks, ceased to matter once the music started. In that moment, Paul was proved right:

Playing together united them. As long as they had known one another, no matter what else was going wrong between and around them, the music would redeem them. Even at the height of their acrimony at Twickenham, they could still share a joyful
laugh over a favorite oldie. Now their weeks of rehearsals paid off. They breezed through multiple versions of Get Back, Don’t Let Me Down, I’ve Got a Feeling, One After 909, and Dig a Pony, and joined by the keyboardist Billy Preston. Paul, obviously thrilled to be playing live again, sang with renewed passion, and
John, George, and Ringo contributed enthusiastic performances.

After eight or nine songs, it began to filter up from their roadie, Mal Evans, that the police were in the street below, threatening to shut down the show. “We said, ‘We’re not stopping,’” Paul explained later. “He said, ‘The police are going to arrest you.’. . . ‘Great! That’s an end: Beatles Busted in Rooftop Gig.’” Ringo had similar hopes: “I wanted the cops to drag me off . . . kicking the cymbals and everything.” But alas, as Paul recounted, their exciting finale was not to be. “In the end the policeman, Number 503 of the Greater Westminster Council, made his way round the back. ‘You have to stop!’ We said, ‘Make him pull us off! This is a demo, man!’ I think they pulled the plug, and that was the end of the film.”

So they descended the stairs back down to the pettiness and grind of their
regular lives. The next day they headed into the studio to record three songs that weren’t appropriate for the roof-the piano-heavy Let It Be and The Long and Winding Road and the acoustic Two of Us” –and then promptly
shelved the whole project! The documentary and album release dates were
pushed back, first because no one was satisfied with the audio mixes and then to convert the 16-mm film to theatrical, rather than television, quality.

By the time both came out, in May 1970, the Beatles had reconvened one last time to record their most accomplished studio album, Abbey Road, and then had broken up for good.

When the film, Let It Be, finally hit theaters, Paul later said, “we got the break-up of the Beatles instead of what we really wanted.” When the world beyond London’s garment district finally got to see the Beatles’ last concert, it was with the knowledge, unshared by the original, live audience, that it was the band’s swan song. On Abbey Road Paul had sung grandly about “the end,” but it was John’s closing words on the roof that made the more fitting epitaph for the group that had struggled out of working-class Liverpool to rewrite pop history:

“I’d like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves, and I hope we passed the audition.”

And so it was … the end? Or the BEGINNING?!? Look at their continued influence on rock, relicites …

Well, on that somber note, we’ll close off this session of the blog. Until next time, remember: Keep your eyes on the skies, your feet on the ground, your heart with the music … and I’ll see ya on the flip side.

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Jun 29 2007

The Day They LET IT BE (pt. 2 of 3)

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Before we being part 2 of this 3-parter, lemme hit on something for a second: As you know, a lotta rock artists, back-in-the-day, tried various substances for the “high” or “mellow” effect. Sadly, this is continuing today, with our friends, family and famous.
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Now … on to Part 2 of The Day They LET IT BE:

Most striking is the four’s almost total lack of real communication. It wasn’t that relations between them are strained — it was as if there are no relations between them. Swallowed by heroin addiction, John was remote and inert. Whenever anyone tried to start a serious discussion with him, he joked, or let Yoko speak as his proxy, or simply ignored the inquiry altogether. (For a long time it was fashionable, even cliché, to blame the Beatles’ breakup on Yoko Ono. Now the pendulum has swung the other way, and she has been acquitted as but a representation of John’s quest for independence.

While not guilty in the first degree she wasn’t completely innocent either. It wasn’t just that she seemed grafted to John’s side in a way that drove a wedge between him and the other three, but also that she combatively participated in group decisions, often in lieu of a sullen,silent John). Finally fed up, following an argument with John, George quit on January 10. At a band meeting on January 15, the others persuaded him to come back at least to finish the album; the group also decided to abandon Twickenham for the cozier atmosphere of the studio in their offices on Savile Row.

They were much happier in their new digs, but there remained the problem of where and for whom to put on the live show. They wanted to do something new
and special, but what? In countless circuitous, maddeningly indecisive conversations during their rehearsals, the four floated as possible locations:

  • a torchlit amphitheater in Saudi Arabia,
  • an ocean liner,
  • the houses of Parliament,
  • a children’s hospital,
  • and an airport where they would serenade arriving Biafran refugees.

But Ringo refused to leave the country, and George feared reviving the nightmarish circus of their mid-sixties tours. Paul suggested trespassing somewhere, presciently enthusing about how filmic it would be for the concert to be broken up by the police. Yoko suggested they play for 20,000 empty seats. John commented, "I’m warming to the idea of an asylum."

The show, originally fixed for January 15 and then 20, got pushed back after George quit. By the time the band had its first rehearsal, with less than two weeks before Ringo was set to begin filming in the Peter Sellers movie The Magic Christian, they had decided to perform live for cameras rather than an audience. The rooftop finally won out the day before the concert, because, as George explained, "it was simpler than going anywhere else."

And so, on a windy, gray day at the end of January, the Beatles lugged their instruments and amplifiers up five floors to play among the tarpaper and chimneys of Savile Row.

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Jun 28 2007

A TRIBUTE TO A FIGHTER

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Before I begin this rather-poignant entry, let me, first, remind you that summer’s here … and, like ANY rockaholic, you’ll want be where the action is! And that’s in Orlando in the sunny, sandy state of Florida! From Mouse to House, you’ll dig the music, merriment and more as you get into your Orlando rental home. Check out the site, rockers … and get ready for a swingin’ summer.

Now … on to business:

As you know, the legendary keyboardist/lead vocalist for the Dave Clark Five, Mike Smith, has been hospitalized with tetraplegia — meaning, he can’t move more than his head and one hand — due to an accident at his Spanish hacienda about four years ago. I’ve been following this situation, and his improvement, intensely … and can find no better way of telling his story than to use the words of Doug McPherson, from Keyboard Player Magazine. (Note: This is rather lengthy, but SHOULD drive home the importance of continued stem-cell research … providing we get someone in office with the sense to ALLOW it!)

Mike Smith quotes Kipling: “If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster and treat those two impostors as just the same…”

From Mike, it’s more than an oft repeated poem.

Back in the 60s, Mike’s band, The Dave Clark Five, were as big as The Beatles. Their first big hit, ‘Glad All Over,’ knocked ‘I Want To Hold Your Hand’ off the top of the UK charts and paved their way as one of the most successful acts in the British Invasion of America.
Forty years on, and the hysterical screaming that drowned every note Mike wrought from his Vox Continental has faded to the gentle trill of summer birdsong in the sunny gardens of Stoke Mandeville Hospital in Buckinghamshire.
The r’n’b holler that drove the fans wild on hits like ’Do You Love Me’ and ’Bits And Pieces,’ has been reduced to a soft-edged croak, as Mike sits in an electric wheelchair.
Paralysed from the shoulders down since a freak accident, when he fell and broke his spinal chord in three places during a fall at his Spanish home four years ago, he can now move only his head and, barely, his left arm.
Beside him is his glamorous and attentive Indiana-born wife, Charlie. They met on his first, triumphant tour of America in ‘64 - only to lose touch for the next 35 years. Reunited in 1999, they married in 2001 and, with Mike just starting to tour once more, after decades off the road, they were about to begin a new life together in America at the time of his accident.
Triumph and Disaster…. those two impostors…
Mike reflects on the words he has just quoted then says quietly, almost distantly, “That’s very true. They are both the same.”
And Mike has treated them as such. Despite the constant round of medical procedures that dominate his day, and his occasional need to break off conversation to take in oxygen from a canister, he is cheerful in a way that would shame most able bodied people. He is positive about his future and hoped for release from hospital in the coming months - and equally happy to field questions about his glorious musical past.

He was born towards the end of the Second World War in Edmonton, North London, not far from Tottenham, where the Dave Clark Five would make its base, first at the South Grove Youth Club and then at the Tottenham Royal. So strongly associated with the latter did the group become, that when the ballroom’s management shifted them to a sister venue in Basildon, 300 girls marched on Tottenham Town Hall with a 4500-strong petition demanding their return!
It’s ironic for the creators of ‘The Tottenham Sound,’ that their flagship song, ‘Glad All Over’ became the terrace chant to this day, not of their home team, Spurs, but of south London rivals Crystal Palace. But that’s another story.
Learning that his current interviewer is a Tottenham boy himself, Mike recalls, “There was a very good second hand record store in Edmonton where I used to buy a lot of my records. One was ‘Do You Love Me,’ by The Contours. Another was ‘Twist & Shout,’ by the Isley Brothers. That’s where I first heard them.”
The records were to change the life of the young pianist, who had begged for lessons after hearing his father play for his own amusement.
“I started playing when I was five, studying classical music until I was 13. I passed all my exams to go to Trinity College, but I never did go. I ended up playing rock’n’roll piano in a few pubs instead.”
His first band were the Impalas, who had a residency in a large pub in Edmonton.
“We played on Friday and Saturday night, Sunday afternoon and Sunday night for a grand total of five pounds - which was amazing. It was all rock’n’roll from America. I would buy it, listen to it and play it. It was so much better than anything we had over here.”
Later, when The Dave Clark Five stormed America, Mike got to meet one of his rock’n’roll piano heroes, Little Richard - in circumstances that the young English fan found perplexing.
“He was playing in some seedy little bar in Atlantic City. We were doing a big concert there and as we were driving in I saw a sign saying he was playing there the next night. So I went there and there were all these people just eating and drinking and not really listening to him. And me and the rest of the boys were absolutely enthralled. He was brilliant. We got to meet him afterwards, and he was smashing.”
With a chuckle, Mike says, “He did me the great honour of saying I’d been born the wrong colour for the way I play. I said thank you very much, I take that as a compliment.”
Did Mike feel guilty that he and the other English beat groups were pushing their rock’n’roll heroes, like Richard and Fats Domino, off the charts?
“To be quite honest, we were not aware that we were doing that, but I get what you’re saying. In America at that time they would never play black music, they would only play our stuff. We had a big hit with ‘Do You Love Me,’ and they wouldn’t even play the original version. I thought it was strange that they invented the music but we were playing it and having hits with it. I couldn’t work that out because I always thought their versions were much better than ours.”
The confusing thing for the fans, meanwhile, was who exactly was Dave Clark? Most assumed it was the guy who did the singing - but that of course was Mike, while bandleader Clark played drums.
“It caused total confusion with everybody,” Mike chuckles. “A lot of people still think I’m Dave Clark, even now.”
Not that it mattered when The Dave Clark Five hit the stage and the girls screamed so loud that not even the band couldn’t hear the music.
“At most concerts I never heard a thing. At the beginning of every song, everyone looked at me, I shouted ‘1,2,3,4…’ and in we went and we just had to hope that we all finished in the same place!”
The Five and The Beatles were portrayed as rivals, but Mike says, “That was just a media thing, North versus South. We knew the Beatles from the early days. We did our first TV show together: Thank Your Lucky Stars. Del Shannon was top of the bill. The Vernons Girls… and two hairy groups, The Beatles and The Dave Clark Five.
“When we played the Hammersmith Odeon together they said could you show us around? So after we’d finish, they’d smuggle me out the back door, we’d get in a car and I’d show them around all the clubs, and finish about four in the morning.”
After seven years of hits and sell out tours, it’s perhaps unsurprising that, when the DC5 disbanded, Smith was happy to withdraw to the anonymity of studio work.
“It meant I could go out to dinner and not be bothered. Because in the band you couldn’t go out to dinner, go for a walk, do anything without being bothered. It was the price you had to pay, but it was a bit of a pain and I wanted to return to normal.
“I decided to take a year off. Then someone approached me to try and do some commercials for TV. I thought, well, they’re only 30 seconds long, I could do those all day. But I found out it’s a totally different art and you have to learn how to do it. I didn’t get anything accepted for two years, so my nose was pushed right out of joint.
“But it was a good learning curve and in the end I did learn how to do it. I did a lot of commercials, for British Airways and all the major products.”
Mike also moved into the role of producer, making several albums with Michael Ball to whom he was introduced by Cathy McGowan, now Ball’s wife but then a journalist whom Mike had known since she presented 60s pop TV show Ready Steady Go.
“I thought he had a terrific voice and said I’d love to produce him. He did Eurovision and fortunately came second, otherwise he would always have been known as a Eurovision winner, and he‘s gone on and made a wonderful success out of his career.
“I also produced Shirley Bassey. I was advised not to on the grounds that she was such a diva, but I found her very pleasant and I liked her very much. She’s only a diva queen when somebody does something stupid or she does something stupid herself. She doesn’t suffer fools gladly. She works hard and she has an unbelievable voice.”
In 2003, Mike returned to the road with Mike Smith’s Rock Engine.
“I don’t know why, really, apart from the fact that I’ve always enjoyed playing the piano. I sat down with a bunch of musicians and really enjoyed myself, so I thought I’d get a band together and away we went.”
Life on the road as a mature man, says Mike was “much more fun” than it had been the first time around.
“I really loved it. It was nice being able to take my wife with me and show her all the places I’d been, like Carnegie Hall, where I’m not sure if we still hold the attendance record, but we held it for a long time.”

It was then, just as Mike’s life seemed to be at its happiest that he made the simple mistake of locking himself out of his Spanish villa. With Charlie in the States, house hunting for the couple, he tried to regain entry by climbing over his garden wall, tripped and landed on his head.
Four years on from that literally life shattering moment, Mike is stoical about his condition.

“I can move my head. I can talk. I can just about control this wheelchair and threaten everybody in the hospital with it…
“It is hard, when you’ve had such an active life, and you have to face it on your own. No one can help you. No one can say, ‘I know how you feel,’ because they don’t know how you feel. Because you don’t feel. You can’t feel a bloody thing.
“But I have a very good wife who looks after me and comes up here almost every day to see me and bring me things and cook for me. I have a lot of good friends, like Peter Noone, who jumped in so gallantly as soon as he heard something was wrong and motivated all his fans to do something for me. And there are other people who call me and write to me and visit me from all over the world.
“So you have to accept it and realise that your life isn’t over, just a part of it is over, and you’re now starting a new life. All the things you knew, you have to learn again, in a different way. How to talk. How to eat. I can eat a little with my left hand. Now I’ve learned how to write with my left hand, which I never thought would be possible.

“So life isn’t ending… it‘s just beginning.”

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Jun 27 2007

KING HOSTS BEATLE ROYALTY IN VEGAS

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To celebrate the first anniversary of Cirque du Soleils’ constantly-sold-out Vegas show honoring the Beatles (called, appropriately, LOVE), the remaining members of the legendary group appeared alongside the widows of late bandmates John Lennon and George Harrison on the Larry King talk show Tuesday night. The show emanated from Las Vegas shortly before the anniversary show was to begin.

The interviews included Olivia Harrison and Yoko Ono commenting on the show as well as their lives since the deaths of their husbands — George, of cancer in 1991 and, of course, John by assassin’s bullets in 1980. Then Ringo and Paul joined the talks, adding their takes on the Love show. Paul stated that, at first, he was a bit skeptical because he didn’t know how they could integrate the Beatles’ tunes into a carnival-type show. When he saw the result, he quipped that, perhaps, Spielberg would be next.

One of the most poignant moments came when Macca described his last meeting with Harrison, shortly before his death. At that point, he took Ringo’s hand and started stroking it, explaining that he’d done the same when talking with George. Since they’d known each other since they were kids, he said, it seemed only natural to do it.

All told, it was an amazing interview, with laughter as Ringo and Paul shared stories about the “old days” together. More importantly, it seemed to seal any rift between the two legends and Yoko. And made for a great ratings boost for King, who obviously enjoyed it as much as we did. After the interview, Larry joined Paul, Ringo, Olivia and Yoko for the performance ….

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Well, that’s it from this end. Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies, your feet on the ground, your heart with the music — and I’ll see ya on the flip side …

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Jun 27 2007

The Day They LET IT BE (pt.1)

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… BUT BEFORE WE BEGIN:

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NOW … WHAT ABOUT THE BEATLES??

The following is the first part of an article that came to me in the Rockmail about the end of the greatest group in music history. Amazingly interesting, you’ll wanna read the whole thing … so catch me on the flip side (my next post) and I’ll continue the story:

Around lunchtime on January 30, 1969, a din erupted in the sky above London’s staid garment district. Gray-suited businessmen, their expressions ranging from amused curiosity to disgust, gathered alongside miniskirted teenagers to stare up at the roof of the Georgian building at 3 Savile Row. As camera crews swirled around, whispered conjecture solidified into confirmed fact:

The Beatles, who hadn’t performed live since August 1966, were playing an unannounced concert on their office roof.

Crowds gathered on scaffolding, behind windows, and on neighboring rooftops to watch the four men who had revolutionized pop culture play again. But what only the pessimistic among them could have guessed-what the Beatles themselves could not yet even decide for sure-was that this was to be their last public performance ever.

The idea for a live gig had come about after their acrimonious sessions recording The Beatles (popularly known as the White Album), in 1968. The group, whose cohesive energy had created Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band a year earlier, was now devolving into the sum of its parts: four musicians who played like session men, not collaborators, on one another’s tracks. Paul McCartney, almost addicted to live performance, suggested that a concert might help the group reconnect.

When plans for three shows at the Roundhouse in London in December 1968 fell by the wayside, Paul, as usual, took charge. He planned a concert for mid-January and arranged for a camera crew to document their rehearsals. He had taken over de facto leadership of the group as far back as the drug-overdose death of their manager, Brian Epstein, in August 1967. As John Lennon withdrew into drugs and the arms of his new girlfriend, the conceptual artist Yoko Ono, it fell to Paul, willingly or grudgingly, to give the band direction.

And so, at the start of the new year, he wrangled the other three into beginning rehearsals for a live album of new material, with all the imperiousness of a 26-year-old with the world at his feet trying desperately to keep together a band whose other members had become paralyzingly apathetic about its fate.

By 1969 Paul was the only one excited about being a Beatle. For the rest, the band was beginning to feel like a prison. John hated having to curb his avant-garde impulses to fit the Beatle mold, and George Harrison, whose songwriting had matured tremendously over the past few years, was tired of being treated as a junior member beside the wildly successful Lennon-McCartney partnership.

As John later said, "[Paul] wanted us to go on the road or do something. And as usual George and I were going, ‘Oh, we don’t want to do it.’ . . . I just didn’t give a s–t."

Ringo Starr, with a wife and children at home and a burgeoning movie career, was happy to turn up or not. But none was yet quite emotionally ready to call it quits.

So on January 2, 1969, the four gathered at the Twickenham soundstage, where in another life, nearly five years before, they had filmed their first movie, A Hard Day’s Night. Each seemed optimistic at first. George later said, "I thought, ‘Okay, it’s the New Year, and we have a new approach to recording.’" Since the group had quit touring in 1966, their studio mastery had become legendary, but they had fallen out of shape for live performance.

Here was a chance to "Get Back," literally, to their rock roots, without the crutch and veil of studio wizardry. But roused from their usual night-owl recording schedule by the film crew and uncomfortable with the even smaller
than usual degree of privacy allowed by the cameras, they started bickering.

On January 6, when George wearied of Paul telling him how to play, they had a fight that would be immortalized in the resulting film. "I always hear myself-annoying you," Paul said. "Look, I’m not trying to get you. I’m just
saying, ‘Look, lads-the band-shall we do it like this?’" George retorted, "Look, I’ll play whatever you want me to play, or I won’t play at all. Whatever it is that’ll please you, I’ll do it."

This incident has been almost universally blamed for George’s quitting the band four days later, but the taped evidence implies that it was John, not Paul, who angered George in the hours leading up to his resignation. Thanks to the 200-plus hours of film and soundtrack recorded by the American director Michael Lindsay-Hogg, January 1969 is the most documented month of the Beatles’ career, and, as illustrated by Doug Sulpy and Ray Schweighardt in Get Back: the Unauthorized Chronicle of the Beatles’ Let it Be Disaster, the tapes dispel some long-held misconceptions and provide fascinating insight into the Beatles’ states of
mind.

THE STORY CONTINUES ….

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Jun 26 2007

GIMME SOME TRUTH …

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By now, most of you rock relics have heard about the new Instant Karma: The Amnesty International Campaign To Save Darfur charity CD that’s due out. The compilation of hits by late icon John Lennon is to make the world aware of the atrocities happening in the Sudanese region.
One of the tracks on the CD is already drawing tremendous approval and attention from internet fans.

John’s Gimme Some Truth is performed by Dhani Harrison (son of late Beatle George) and Jakob Dylan (son of folk legend Bob), and some are saying that Dhani (in lead vocals) is eerie in that he sounds and looks just like his late dad.

Both George Harrison and Bob Dylan were members of The Traveling Wilburys, and their sons have been friends for years; Jakob is frontman for The Wallflowers, while Dhani performs frequently.

The CD also features acts like U2, R.E.M. and AEROSMITH among others. It’s a fitting charity (buy the CD and get involved!) as well as tribute to the legend himself — John Lennon.

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Well, that’s it for this edition. Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies, your feet on the ground, your heart with the music … and I’ll see ya on the flip side!

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Jun 26 2007

LIKE A ROLLING STONE ….

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Of all the songs that “stand out” in American Rock-n-Roll, probably the most genuine and thought-provoking has been the classic Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan. The song was recently cited by (of all places) Rolling Stone magazine, as being the #1 rock song in history.

Personally, there’s good reason. Not only does this icon have a good, solid beat to his first non-acoustic hit, but some of the most ingenious wording in any song, before or after.
In the song itself, Dylan is addressing a young woman who, probably a “silver-spooner,” finally finds herself scrounging and street bound. It’s an exhibit in contrast, obviously meant to show the high muck-a-mucks that, in fact, it’s the everyday people — those who have to hang on to every dime, every crumb of bread, every drop of gas in order to make it — who makes them the so-called “superstars”. The jet-set’s a drag, and, more often than not, just wants to use you.

OUCH!! That kinda sounds like a sermon for a certain blonde youngster who’s just been released from jail (clue: her name’s a combo of a big city and a hotel). But it applies to anybody who follows suit, right?

My fave part of the lyrics? Remember the line, When you ain’t got nothin’, you got nothin’ to lose? That’s it. Been there, know the feeling.

But everyone can relate to and take a cue from at least one or two lines of the song (and its equally-effective followup, Positively 4th Street), and apply the lesson it subliminally holds. Even the Rolling Stones.

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Man, I just wish they’d had that when I went through the Halls of Knowledge.

Well, that’s it for this one. Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies, your feet on the ground, your heart with the music … and I’ll see ya on the flip side!

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Jun 25 2007

SLANGIN’ SIXTIES and other things …

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A few blogs ago, I gave ya a little “pop quiz” on the slang we used back-in-the-day, when our rides were cherry and the road was wild.
And now it’s time to check your list (gee … I’m old now; where did I put that thing? Hmmm … mebbe nex’ to da false teef …THE-PRECEDING-WAS-ONLY-A-JOKE-AND-NOTHING-MORE!). Let’s see how many ya got right:

  • Agitate the Gravel: TO LEAVE
  • Back Seat Bingo: ummm … MAKING OUT
  • Bent Eight: EIGHT-CYLINDER ENGINE
  • Blow Off: TO BEAT IN A RACE
  • Burn Rubber: TO ACCELERATE HARD AND FAST!
  • Chariot: YOUR CAR
  • Cherry: GOOD-LOOKING
  • Chrome-Plated: DRESSED UP; DETAILED
  • Cream: TO DAMAGE
  • Cut Out: TO LEAVE
  • Deuce: A 1932 FORD
  • Drag: A SHORT CAR RACE
  • Fire Up: START YOUR ENGINE
  • Flat Out: FAST AS YOU CAN
  • Flip-Top: A CONVERTIBLE
  • Floor It PUSH THE “PEDAL TO THE METAL”
  • Go For Pinks A RACE’S STAKE IS CAR’S PINK SLIP
  • Goose It (see “Fire Up”, “Flat Out”)
  • Haul Ass DRIVE VERY FAST
  • Hopped Up SPEED-MODIFIED CAR
  • Hottie A VERY FAST CAR
  • Jacked Up CAR w/RAISED REAREND
  • Lay A Patch LEAVING RUBBER AT QUICK START
  • Mirror Warmer FABRIC FROM GIRL’S SWEATER, HUNG ON MIRROR
  • and … Passion Pit OH, COME ON! YOU DON’T KNOW??

Ahhh … now ya remember!
Now, I’m gonna add some more of these little beauties on here in the next coupla posts, so stay tuned …

THE ULTIMATE BLUE JEANS

Because we were really the first generation to really popularize blue jeans, we’re still lookin’ for ‘em, both for ourselves and our kids (and our grandkids!).
Well, I’ve found the ULTIMATE in jeanwear (and I’ve been around!). Trust me … when you check out these true religion jeans you’re gonna want to “stick around the store, ’cause you’ll be wanting more!” Sizes, styles, organics — dude, you’re in for a blue jean feast! Check them out now — put your order in, and get ready for some prime comfort!

Well, that’s it for this session. Until next, keep your eyes on the skies, your feet on the ground, your heart with the music, and I’ll see ya on the flip side!

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Jun 24 2007

Jukebox Saturday Night

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Boomers, we’ll get to the festivities in just a moment. But, first, this important message:

KEEPING THE POWER GOING

Today, it seems that everything takes mondo electrical power to operate — including all our favorite spots. And, on occasion, the high-voltage power of a mall (”strip” or otherwise), restaurant or even workplace breaks down, leaving us with zilch … except for some extremely frazzled nerves.
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Now … back to the program:

Man, of all the boomers who’ve written in, I guess a good 95% of ‘em remember the old malt shop or burger joint, where they could go after school and hang out with friends, listen to some neat music on the jukebox, and maybe even order something more than a Coke float.
For some, it meant taking their best girl out after she’d been “pinned” by you (hey … it ain’t nasty; remember the lingo? Meant they were “going steady”) — and often preceded hitting the “passion pit.”
For all the kids (well, maybe except for the “L7s” or “squares”), it was a time of just good fun and cutting-up (yes, think “Arnold’s” on Happy Days. They were as close as you could get to showing the real deal). Laughter, pranks, after-school gossip, dancing — it was all there in a lively atmosphere.
And remember how, if there was collective shopping to do, we used to find a good shopping center (they call them “strip malls” these days, don’t they?), laugh and cut up outside and then show our friends whatever we just bought?
Our music was different, too: Whether it was Paul Anka, Buddy Holly or the Beatles, we dug the vocals as well as the music itself. It was all integrated into some memorable material — creating a more pleasant psyche.

Now … let’s move it up to 2007 A.D.:

After school, the kids might go to a video game-room, where, instead of the liveliness of the jukebox, the place is full of “beeps, bongs and bells.” No aroma of fresh burgers or cherry syrup; instead, they get a whiff of electronic circuits. They don’t talk to each other here, either; they’re too busy concentrating on the games.

Shopping? Today, the kids of the 21st Century just hang out at the mall, where they window-shop more than talk; and, if they do, they’ve gotta be on the QT, because the mall cops are watching. No sunshine or scattered shoppers, like outside at the shopping centers of old; now, it’s all condensed with thousands of shoppers under one ceiling with fluorescent lighting.

Today, the music pretty much has been dependent upon the instrument, whether the heavy bass of rap or the heavier guitar of metal. Mostly, it’s what has sold the genre of today … and has built the accompanying moods. (Fortunately, the pendulum seems to be swinging back to the integral mix we used to know … only with modern acts, equipment and writing.)

Yes, we lived in the “happy days,” for sure, and we’re thankful we really started our young teendom then. And, now, it looks like they have a chance of returning, if only starting with the music. Will it happen? Will other changes follow suit? Stay tuned …

Well, that’s it for this go-’round. ‘Til next time, keep your eyes on the skies, your feet on the ground, your heart with the music, and I’ll see ya on the flip side …

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Jun 23 2007

BOOMER-ANGLING

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Hey … since you’re on the internet right now, let me ask you something: Have ya ever taken a few clicks to try and track down an old acquaintance from way-back? I went through the process (I’ll tell ya how you can do it in just a few minutes) and found one of the Gang of Four or Five that I “belonged” to. And, y’know what?
The poor guy’s old now. As in, “no longer fifteen-goin’-on-twenty-five!” Sure, he listens to our generation’s rock, combined with a bit of today’s stuff (mostly alternative), but now he no longer distrusts anyone over 30. Or 40. Or 50 …
The paisley’s surrendered to (gulp!) a polyester/cotton mix that his wife chooses for him, he no longer goes to a barber ’cause it’s a lost cause (they don’t do baldness!), and he’s (dare I say it?) become a staunch Republican!

The point I’m tryin’ to make here, oh ye who are of yon glory days passed, is that it’s time for the Boomer High Reunions again. And, as hard as it is to admit, we’re collectively gaining a bit of age as well as paunch (maybe … I said “maybe,” all right?). We’ve got jobs (and nearing, ummmm, retirement? Just a thought …), have daily/nightly routines, dote on our grandkids, watch the evening news as well as the fiber-content of our cereals, and fall asleep in front of the TV.

But, get us all together for our umpteenth reunion, and time goes backward a bit. We wanna see Joe and Peggy Sue, Lou Ann and Billy, dance the “twist,” “mashed-potato” or “frug”, razz the old teachers and cut up like we used to. It’s exciting …

until … we … get … there.

Then, as we make our way into wherever the reunion’s held, we wonder, “Who are all these OLD folks, and who INVITED them?” As we finally begin to faintly recognize a few of them, we begin to understand, “Wait … I’m older, too!” After a few minutes of intro (”God, I hope Jenny doesn’t see I’ve got false TEETH now!”), we begin reliving our high-school days, complete with itemized shenanigans.

Everyone’s gotta do the courtesy “one-up” at least once during the get-together. I think it’s some kind of unwritten law that, at high-school reunions, you’ve got to show your peers how much more successful you are than them. Or they, in case my old English teacher’s reading this.
After showing a zillion pics of our grandkids, workplaces and families and maybe still cutting up a bit like we used to (it’s easy stuff now; we only show our butts to our proctologists these days!), we trade phone numbers and addresses, then head back to the relative safety of our homes.

It was great seeing our old friends — even our old nemeses — again. But it’s driven home a big point; we are adults in our bodies and everyday activity. But the “kid” in us still stays, engrained, in our minds. Only now it’s called “positive attitude.”
May we never lose that …

SEARCHING FOR A FRIEND? RELATIVE? BOTH?? HERE’S HOW …

C’mon … be honest: Every once-in-awhile, you wonder what’s going on with an old buddy, maybe a cousin or someone you were close with years ago. You try conventional, hard-copy look-ups (like phone directories and such), but come up dry. Of course, with this being the Age of the Internet, a lot of websites offer to help you find that formerly-special-someone. The problem there is that, more often than not, you’ll get the same stuff you’d find in a phone book: frustration. Or, at best, they’ll link you up with an email addy your friend had back in 1938 or something.

But, before you start gettin’ flustered, do this: Take your hands off the keyboard. Lean back and take a deep breath. Count to twenty. Grab a sip of coffee or tea. Then, with a smile, come back to the keyboard and click on Peoplefinderpages.com. Read the content on their site, follow their directions, fill in the appropriate boxes, click your “Enter” button … then sit back and wait for the results. These folks are who I used to get my results, and they were accurate! No more “guesswork”; if your buddies are out there, they’ll find ‘em for you. Just be patient; you’re with the right people!

And, listen (this is especially for you guys and gals who’ve just met someone “special” on the web!) … if you wanna check newfound “friends” out and make sure they’re clean, you can also do a background check through these folks! Better be safe now than sorry later, right?
Either way, you can be certain that you’re clicking on to a winner here. So do it today!

Well, that’s it from this side of the tracks. Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies, your feet on the ground, your heart with the music — and I’ll see ya on the flip side …

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