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Its the most absurd thing Ive ever heard.  How can that have happened since we started it?

And that, yardbirds, is the third sentence of an email I received just this morning!  It was from a guy in Nawth Cackalacky (North Carolina, to you purists) who could not beee-lieve that a bunch of English people came over here and changed our music!

Ummmm … NEWS FLASH:  Once before, as I recall, a bunch of English people came over here and changed things.  It was called … the settlement of America (like around, say, 1620 or so??  Got it … pilgrim??).

But I digress (??? I have … never … used that word before in a sentence!  Sumbuddy look it up quick!!).  Yes, the British Invasion took ahold of America (as it did every other country whose name started with a vowel or consonant!). 

Y’see, the Invasion bands hit with something that our rockers were lacking for the most part:  stage presence.  And they weren’t concerned about being formulaic — everything they did emitted spontaniety … excitement … LIFE!

Now, these same qualities … coupled with the strong backbeat, solid rhythm, great harmonies and song structures that made the Invasion famous … are being carried on in the new UK band, The Fore.  You’ve heard me talk about ‘em time and again, and many of you have become solid fans of Matt, Spencer, Si, and …

Nathan.  Now, I’ve talked a bit about the others (Spencer, the most tremendous tailor of tempo and tunes [bass player, vocalist, soon to have a lovely Mrs. by his side], Matt, a man who’s destined to give Clapton a run for his money [lead guitar, vocals; also destined to be a daddy again soon!] and Si, whose drumming would make Ringo jealous [and possibly Dave Clark.  If Dave played drums …]).
But Nathan (their rhythm guitarist/vocalist) adds a versatility, humour and creativity that makes this band the one to watch for in 2010!!  He’s multi-fingered as well as talented, has a voice that some have compared to Elvis, Gene Vincent and Liza Manelli

 NOW to see if he’s really reading this … lol …

(JUST KIDDING, of course!  I’ve also heard from mates in the UK that the pipes are somewhat like The Pirates’ Johnny Kidd).

Already with a great following and reputation (can that be done at the same time??), he and Spencer have also branched out into a new ELO-style venture called The 286 with Nathan “Roy Wood” Persad on the drums (he also plays bass, guitar, bass guitar, cello and stereos when the salesmen aren’t looking).  I’ll have more on them soon. 
No, make that on “The 286“.  I understand Van Morrison doesn’t want his old group promoted anymore …

But, next … the story of the legend of BritBlues … ALEXIS KORNER!  (Now, if ya dig the blues, you’re not gonna want to miss this!!)

So, stay tuned, and I’ll see ya on the flip side!

In 1971, John and Rod each produced a side of Baldry’s most popular album, It Ain’t Easy (it made the top 100 of the US album charts). It featured “Don’t Try to Lay No Boogie Woogie on the King of Rock and Roll” which became his most successful song in the states (his first tour of America was at this time).

In the late ’70s, Baldry was institutionalized for mental health problems. His 1979 album, Baldry’s Out, was recorded after his release — and was touted to be the public announcement of both his release and his homosexuality.

John played his last live show in Columbus, Ohio, on 19 July 2004, at Barristers Hall with guitarist Bobby Cameron. The duo played to a small group, with some coming all the way from Texas. His final British tour was with ‘The Long John Baldry Trio’ — the last performance being on Saturday, 13 November, 2004 in  Norfolk, England.

He last recorded with the Stony Plain label and his 1997 album, Right To Sing The Blues, won the award for Blues Album of the Year in the Juno Awards of that year.

John died on 21 July 2005, in a Vancouver hospital (he’d moved there years before) of a chest infection.  Despite his lifestyle (and he could be rather bold about it), the man had a commanding stage presence and singing style.  He was instrumental in not only the growing blues movement in the UK during the ’60s, but brought quite a few future superstars to the limelight.  If you ever get a chance to pick up one of his albums, do it … ’cause you’re in for some great music …

AUTISM SPEAKS

Autism Speaks — an organization that works on behalf of children with the disorder — held a fantastic and memorable Concert for Autism Tuesday night in Carnegie Hall.

This year’s event featured comedian Jerry Seinfeld, with a special appearance by … “The Boss”, Bruce Springsteen. Hosted by NBC’s Meet the Press moderator, David Gregory, the event benefits the families and individuals who live with autism every day by supporting research, awareness and family services initiatives.

Jamie Foxx, Ellen DeGeneres, Tina Fey, Conan O’Brien, Seth Rogen, Martha Stewart, Katie Couric, Meredith Vieira, Glenn Close, Céline Dion, Will Ferrell, Edie Falco, Troy Aikman and Harry Smith were just a few of the committee members supporting this unprecedented, one-of-a-kind event. Serving as the evening’s honorary co-chairs were Sir Elton John, Senator Al Franken,  and Donald and Melania Trump.

Now, I’ve worked with autistic children over the years, and can tell you that they’re some of the most talented, genuine and loving kids you’d ever wanna know.  And it’s very cool to know that some of America’s top talent are involved in the fight against autism!
Wanna know more?  Just click into their Autism Speaks website and find out how you can help out!!

Okay … that’s all for this edition.  But stay tuned, ’cause there’ll definitely be more coming up in about 24!  Until then, remember to keep your eyes on the skies, your feet on the ground, your heart with the music …
and I’ll see ya on the flip side.

We’re gonna take a break from the series on Long John Baldry to get up-to-speed on the news:

One person heavily mentioned in the Baldry series has been Elton John — and he’s had to bow out from touring again!  He canceled a concert this past Saturday because his doc said he’s not fully recovered from the swine flu.
The remaining dates on his England-Ireland and the first three dates of his American tour have been 86ed as well.  Still, he’s expected to appear at tonight’s AIDS Foundation fundraiser in New York.

WHO’S DOING HALFTIME??

The latest buzz is that The Who (more appropriately, Daltrey-Townsend) will be playing halftime at Superbowl 44 (oh, alright … “XLIV”, then).
If they actually do play, they’ll also have Scott Devours on drums, guitarists Simon Townsend (Pete’s brother) and Frank Simes, keyboardist Loren Gold and bassist Jon Button. (but, let’s face it: Without Keith [Moon] behind the drumkit and “the Ox” [John Entwistle] on bass, it’s never really gonna be “The Who”, is it?).

HE IS/HE ISN’T/HE IS (MAYBE)

As I’ve reported (and you’ve already heard), Steven Tyler has left Aerosmith, and they’re looking for a replacement. Then he gets onstage with guitarist Joe Perry and says he isn’t leaving the band. NOW he’s tellin’ the world that he needs a couple years’ vacation from them (not a permanent vacation)!
Geez … stay tuned … who knows what’ll come up next??

WHO’S TO JUDD-GE??

While Taylor Swift walked away with Entertainer of the Year Award at the recent CMA shindig, another country star thought it was way too early.
Wynonna Judd is saying that Taylor’s too young to win the award!  She then goes on to remind us all (YAWNNNN!!! Again??) that she and her egomaniacal mom, Naomi, (formerly Diana Judd of Ashland, KY) traveled for hours in a station wagon, hawking their records.

OOOO-kayyyyy … so, umm, what does that have to do with being chosen top entertainer??  Sounds a little like Faith Hill’s reaction to Carrie Underwood’s CMA win a coupla years ago.  Yer ego’s bruised, Y … live with the decision!

(Geez .. some people …)

Okay … we’re closin’ up the Baldry story in tomorrow’s post, so stay tuned …

and I’ll see ya on the flip side!

This is Part II of our post on Long John Baldry.

We left off with the blues giant’s  Steampacket and, when it folded, Bluesology and Elton John.
In 1968, when that band called it quits, Baldry continued his solo career and Elton John formed a songwriting partnership with Bernie Taupin.

In 1969, Elton tried to commit suicide after relationship problems with a woman. But, thankfully, Taupin (who’s straight) and Baldry (who’s openly gay) found him. Long John talked him out of marrying the woman and helped make Elton comfortable with his sexuality. In fact, his later hit, “Someone Saved My Life Tonight” (from Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy) was about the experience.

Baldry was openly gay during the early 1960s when homosexuality was still considered a serious moral crime. He supported Elton in coming to terms with his own sexuality and, in 1978, his album, Baldry’s Out, made his sexual orientation official as such. In fact, he addressed the issue on one of the album’s cuts, “A Thrill’s a Thrill”.

Now, we’ll be heading into Part III and the latter part of Baldry’s career in tomorrow’s post. Until then, grab the popcorn, sit back and dig the music, because this vid’s got Baldry’s Hoochie-Coochie Men (along with 19-year-old Rod Stewart singing counterpoint and much lead) doing Up Above My Head. (No, I don’t know why they keep re-playing the motorcycle clip. Been better with one of the band, right? Still, the music’s great)

See ya on the flip side.

Okay … now that we know Steven Tyler has left his post as front man for Aerosmith, what’s gonna happen to rest of the band?

As I reported on another post, Tyler’s gotten quite a rep for letting this “success” stuff go to his head — and, now, after the fall in Sturgis and his “less-than-100%” work on their last shows, he’s trying to put something together on his own.
But, according to lead guitarist and legend Joe Perry, they’re not gonna split just because he’s gone.

“As far as replacing Steve, it’s not just about that, it’s also four guys that play extremely well together, and I’m not going to see that go to waste. I really don’t know what path it’s going to take at this point, but we’ll probably find somebody else that will sing in those spots where we need a singer and then we’ll be able to move the Aerosmith up a notch, move the vibe up a notch.”

Apparently, they’ve just found someone, but they’re keeping it all under wraps for the time being.

HOWEVER …

It’s a different story for Brian May and the kings of Queen. They’ve allegedly found who they want to replace the late Freddie Mercury in the band (they’d already tried with Bad Company’s Paul Rodgers, but it apparently didn’t work out).

The new singer’s said to be the flamboyant runner-up on last season’s American Idol — the eccentrically gay Adam Lambert. Now, I’m not knockin’ his preference (though I don’t dig “that” scene), but, if the three surviving members of Queen hire him on, then the first sound you hear won’t be Brian’s guitar but the band shooting itself in the foot.

Y’see, this kid’s got an ego that’s sky high — and has hardly worked is way up from the trenches as Freddie did. That means he could end up playing rock “diva” whilst turning in less-than-perfect shows. Obviously, that could turn the three seasoned pros against him, and break up the reunion attempt.

And, though we all suspected Mercury of being “closet-free”, he still kept his private life just that: private! But Lambert, being a veritable rookie who hasn’t put in nearly as much time and effort into his career, is flamboyant about his preferences. That can hurt an established band like Queen.

In other words, there are some artists who just can’t be adequately replaced. And Steven Tyler and Freddie Mercury are two of them, IMHO.

Well, that’s it for now … but stay tuned, ’cause there’ll be more coming up sometime Tuesday evening! ‘Til then …

I’ll see ya on the flip side.

Ummm … am I missing something here??

As I recall, when superpopper Michael Jackson died, his father, Joke … er, Joe, decided it was time to announce his big “record label” venture (funny … didn’t seem to mention small things like “grief” or anything that we-who-were-born-with-hearts do). He made us think he was a real entrepreneur … and was headin’ for the big time again!

Then why did he have to go to court this past Friday, asking that Michael’s estate pay him over $20G a month-plus in living expenses? (Now, remember: Michael’s will specifically left out his father.) A judge refused to let him have an immediate hearing, so it’s a pretty safe bet he’s not going to get a dime from the estate (and who says the court system doesn’t work?? IMHO, let “Mr. MoneyBags” work for a living, like millions of others do).

Even though Michael’s father didn’t get his way (fortunately), it’s not keeping his brothers from cashing in on the Pop King’s death.
Y’see, four of the remaining Jackson brothers (Jackie, Jermaine, Marlon and Tito. Randy had enough sense to stay out of it, I guess …) will star in a new reality series on the A&E channel called “The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty.” So far, only six episodes have been ordered. The show supposedly follows the brothers getting ready for their tour then dealing with Michael’s death. It’s due to premiere on 13 December (I’m guessing it’ll be good for at least a couple of episodes before the fans catch on …).

Have ya ever wanted (or tried) to trace your family roots?

Almost two years ago — after learning the Big Secret that’d been held from me for decades — I hired a genealogist to shake the family tree as hard as possible and see where this Hinson madness really came from.
I mean, I was told we were Norwegian by decent descent, and that we wouldn’t leif Eriksen alone until he put us on his ship to America. (His shiplist? Word sounds similar to the list I’ve been on many times …)

Welll, the genealologicolical dude said, ” … it’s partly true. Your ancestors lived in Norway until the 13th Century. Then they moved to England, where they lived until the late 1800’s.”
Impossible. We lived there that long … without being kicked out??? WOW … are these folks patient!

He went on. “Your particular family came from a John Hinson (prob. w. name variation) near the town of Hereford (near Worcester). From there, they moved to London, then proceeded to America, prob. by way of Liverpool.

You, therefore, have more British blood in you than Norse and, considering the date of John Hinson’s arrival in America, possibly more British than American.”

I’m glad he prob.ed that for me, actually. But that last line was a kicker. Yeah, I really love the UK — it’s truly a mix of old-world charm, ingenuity of the modern world — and wonderful people. Not only that, but it has some of the most beautiful scenery in the Northern Hemisphere.
But, yardbirds, this writer’s an American … and, whilst I admire the British with every ounce of my being, quite proud of it!

Still, it’s quite an honour to know that this leg of Hinsonia got its footing there …

Well, that’s all I’ve got for this round, but stay tuned … there’ll be more on-board in less than 24!  So, until then, remember to keep yer eyes on the skies, yer feet on the ground, yer heart with the music …

and I’ll see ya on the flip side …

Ahhhh, November!  Along with the leaves, pumpkins and cooler weather, this week brings some of the most interesting memories in rock history:

5 November 1954 — Elvis Presley actually did a radio commercial — the only one he ever made, in fact. The product?? What else?: It was for Southern-Made Doughnuts, and was broadcast on the Louisiana Hayride radio program.

On 1 November, one year later, a local R&B group called The Famous Flames, led by an energetic and very soulful young singer named James Brown, cut their first demo called “Please, Please, Please”.  Recorded at a radio station in Macon, Georgia, it got the attention of King Records, which jumped at the chance to sign ‘em!

On that same date in 1957, Buddy Holly and The Crickets hit #1 on the UK singles chart — and stayed there for three weeks — with their biggest hit “That’ll Be The Day”.

Two days later brought the release of “Great Balls of Fire” by Jerry Lee Lewis. It turned out to be his biggest hit (now, who doesn’t know that??), and hit the musical trifecta, coming in at number two on the Billboard Pop chart, number three on the R&B and number one on the Country and Western chart.

Now, the fifth of November, 1960, added an eerie slant to this rundown as the C&W legend (back then, it was still called “country and western music”, btw) Johnny Horton (he did Battle of New Orleans, North to Alaska and a double-E fave, a cover of Ray Charles’ Busted) died (his Cadillac was hit by a drunken trucker in Milano, Texas).
What was so weird about that? Well, Johnny had just played his last show at the Skyline in Austin, where Hank Williams had played his last show (remember: Hank was found dead in his Caddy seven years earlier).
Oh … I almost forgot to add that Johnny Horton’s widow, Billy Jo, was also Hank Williams’ widow!

The folk/protest movement began blowin’ in the wind when the inimitable Bob Dylan played his first gig on November 4, 1961. It was at the Carnegie Chapter Hall in New York City, and only drew an audience of about 50 (most of them were Dylan’s friends).

Of course, there’s more — but, since I’ve gotta get to work in about an hour, lemme close off this post with the Fillmore West. Rock impresario Bill Graham opened the legendary venue in San Francisco to complement the original Fillmore East in New York. Now, it was this gig that launched the careers of the “hippie/yippie” bands (well, that’s what they were called by mainstreamers and Republicans! lol) like The Jefferson Airplane, The Grateful Dead, Big Brother and The Holding Company and others.
Y’know, while that “mainstream” America thumbed their noses at the Haight-Asbury phenoms, it might do ‘em well to realise that many of these acts helped maintain the rock continuity between The Beatles and today’s music.

Okay … ’nuff said; my quarter’s about run out. Now … if I don’t get to work, I ain’t gonna have one for the next show later tonight. So …
I’ll see ya on the flip side …

Well, yeah … according to the Q Awards, Marianne Faithfull is considered a living icon (they named her that after saying she has an “enduring influence upon the music world”).Oooooookayyyy … if you say so ….IMHO, the lady is one helluva survivor … no, make that winner in life’s field.  I mean, without question, has had more than her share of bad bumps in the road whilst traveling this musical highway:  drugs, booze, Jagger, breast cancer, hepatitis C, and more.   And, granted, her voice needs just a bit of dusting off — after all, ya can’t go through all that she has and come out without at least a little wear-and-tear.  

But … icon??  Just because she’s gone through hell and back, continued to make albums and fill some great gigs and come back on the charts with Easy Come, Easy Go, and …

Come to think of it … she is!!   But as far as being an “enduring influence”?  When ya look at the likes of Carrie Underwood, Joss Stone, Imogen Heap, Taylor Swift,  Adele … and … hear … how … they …

Okay … I stand corrected …

WINEHOUSE MISSES THE MARK

At the same show, our fave rehab occupant, Amy “I-Live-My-Last-Name” Winehouse, was supposed to present an award to The Specials (Q Inspiration Award) but … in true AW fashion … missed her cue twice.

Not to worry, though … she eventually turned up on stage … after the band had accepted their award!

Now, like Marianne in her hey-day, this woman does have a decent, sorta-sultry voice.  But unlike Ms. Faithfull, this Wine House refuses to leave behind all the crap that’s screwing her up! 
It’s already cost her a marriage, jail and rehab time, and thousands of fans who are pretty much saying “When you’ve come to yer senses, look us up.  We’re over in the (Heap, Underwood, etc.) camp now …”

One more thing I noticed:  Spandau Ballet won the award for “Q Idols”  – even though they’ve just recently reunited after a 20-year hiatus!  From what I’ve been hearing, though, their stage presence hasn’t rusted a bit … and their songs are still as fresh as they were in 1989!

Okay … my quarter’s just about up (and so is my lunch break), so I’ll see ya in about 24!  Yeah, it’s on the …
FLIP SIDE!

So ya dig classic rock, huh??
Well, ya oughtta meet the creatures that inhabit this info superhighways’ fave rock oasis, a Sixties-and-beyond-and-before rock forum called, appropriately, Rock-Talk!

Now, you’ll not only get to talk oldies and more, but you’ll be able to listen to them through their “jukebox” page.  And dig this:  It’s the first actual community (not just names on a screen; these folks actually become your friends if you approach them gently and feed them right. lol) I’ve ever been involved with (and this bird has been around the pike a few times)!

Oh … and, after ya join, be sure to check out the tracks from the man who wrote some of the Dave Clark Five’s greatest hits and introduced Jimi Hendrix’s drummer to rock, Ron Ryan!  In fact, in the main forum, you’ll be able to talk a bit with him!

The membership is free, btw, and it doesn’t matter if yer a guy, a gal or a Martian: just come on over and check it out!

THE FORE TO (sorta) DOUBLE??

Well, not exactly (that is, as far as the band itself), but there are a few “additions” that require some serious and happy congrats and props:

First, to superstar guitarist Matt Hardy (center, on the Rickenbacker) , as he and his lovely wife are expecting their second child soon!  (Y’know, it proves the flexibility of math:  When two people get together, it shows that “1+1=2″.  But, when the lady luv gets in “the family way”, it shows that “1+1=1″!  [Think about it])  Anyway, Matt and Victoria, your children are just as blessed to have you as parents as you are to have them as your own!

And the band’s fearless leader (and amazing bassist and songwriter), Spencer Hannabuss, has just announced his engagement to the lovely Natalie (sorry, ladies!  But she is a treasure, and they complement each other so much …).  Hope they have a zillion years together in happiness and love …

BEHIND THE SCENES …

There are a lotta things happening over here in RockCentral, and even more great things going on in The Fore camp!  It’s a pleasure working with these lads (who’ve just come back from their respective holidays), and their star just continues to rise in the worldwide skies of rock …
Speakin’ of holidays:  I want to send out a special and heartfelt wish for the good health and recovery of the lady Annette.  She’s wife of Fore manager Neil, and, whilst he was away, she suffered a nasty fall.  With her hubby at side now, though, she’s recuperating well.  Still, keep her in yer thoughts and prayers, okay?

Me?  Gotta get off here for awhile.  My quarter’s about to run out …
See ya on the flip side …

Man, I dunno about you, but I really admire Bruce Springsteen.  He’s sorta taken center-stage as America’s “working class hero”, and has worked just about every type of gig in his career.

The Boss’ first big gig was years ago when superstar Anne Murray brought him onstage as support act.  Before that, though, he was honestly thinkin’ of packing it in (musically), thanks to a promoter who thought his last name was Springsong.  

Anyway, he’s gonna be playin’ the 25th anniversary concert for the Rock Hall of Fame tonight (Thursday) — three days after the death of his cousin (and assistant road manager) Chris Sullivan. Bruce was to play Kansas City on Monday night but cancelled when Chris was found dead in his hotel room there. According to police, there doesn’t appear to be any foul-play, drugs or whatever involved.
Obviously, we send our heartfelt condolences to Bruce, the team and Chris’ family …

But while Bruce is playing the show, another big star has backed out. Eric Clapton will be recovering at home in England after gall bladder surgery, so he won’t be making his scheduled Friday evening appearance. But another Yardbirds’ mate, Jeff Beck, will take Eric’s place on the bill that night.

Two more hit-makers have also had to take a bite outta their schedule:  Elton John had to cancel both his Sheffield and Newcastle shows due to a serious bout of the flu (I understand they will be rescheduled, though), and Rod Stewart — who was supposed to be on the stateside gabfest The View this past Tuesday — had to cancel due to a viral infection.  He’ll probably pop up on one a bit later (btw, he was dynamite on the new Jay Leno Show recently.  Did an old Four Tops number, (It’s The) Same Old Song.

WAS LED ZEPPELIN TO RE-FORM?

According to the RockFeed, yes!  Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones and the late Bonzo Bonham’s son, Jason, were pulling together some material as they tried to decide who would take former lead singer Robert Plant’s place.
Verdict:  Since no one seemed to fit the bill, John went on with the new “supergroup”, Them Crooked Vultures (with Josh Homme and Dave Grohl).  Still, they did try, so, for just a little while, we had some hope …

THE FORE ON NEW BEATNIK GEEK LABEL!

Just got word from the home office that Spencer, Matt, Si and Nathan — collectively known as The Fore — are now one of the anchor signings on the new Beatnik Geek record label! The band is wildly popular throughout the UK and, now officially with the label, their stars are gonna soon be shining here in America as well as they have in Europe!
Keep watching this blog for more frequent updates …

But, for now, we’re gonna take a short break for a few hours’ zzzzz’s, so I’ll see ya tomorrow … on the flip side!